TOP THINGS ABOUT BEING A PROFESSOR

  1. You're your own boss
    Mostly. You have to fit in the department.
  2. Students are inspiring
  3. You get to take secret naps
  4. You get to travel
  5. You get to flirt at conferences
  6. Lots of drama to keep you entertained
  7. You get to talk about silly things with intellectual people
  8. You can dress like an artist or dress up fancy or like a slob and it's fine