Ways I gross myself out
- •Accidentally holding the water bottle and dog's poop bag in the same hand. Then taking a drink of water.But stopping bc I feel the mushy thud of the bag on the bottle and I throw up a little.
- •Wearing dark pants, scratching my legs, and getting gook under my finger nails.
- •Having a snack in the bedroom and innocently throwing the food bag in the nearest garbage can: next to the commode.When I see the bag again I have a split-second panic that I ate in the bathroom.
- •Making tuna noodle casserole.And enjoying every gloppy bite.
- •When I laugh a lot, I produce impressive/disgusting amounts of phlegm.It requires a guttural throat clearing.