Ways I gross myself out

  1. Accidentally holding the water bottle and dog's poop bag in the same hand. Then taking a drink of water.
    But stopping bc I feel the mushy thud of the bag on the bottle and I throw up a little.
  2. Wearing dark pants, scratching my legs, and getting gook under my finger nails.
  3. Having a snack in the bedroom and innocently throwing the food bag in the nearest garbage can: next to the commode.
    When I see the bag again I have a split-second panic that I ate in the bathroom.
  4. Making tuna noodle casserole.
    And enjoying every gloppy bite.
  5. When I laugh a lot, I produce impressive/disgusting amounts of phlegm.
    It requires a guttural throat clearing.