@list haaaalp
  1. @bjnovak is one of the few comedians that can make me audibly laugh
    And I watch comedy central every night
  2. I believe in the concept of lists as a true expression of our mind
  3. I live in NYC and work in tech and this event is riggggght up my alley
  4. My homies @aniko and @jeremysb will be in attendance
  5. I am making this list in the bathroom at work
    And clearly have no shame