5 reasons why I want a ticket to tomorrow's list event

@list haaaalp
  1. 1.
    @bjnovak is one of the few comedians that can make me audibly laugh
    And I watch comedy central every night
  2. 2.
    I believe in the concept of lists as a true expression of our mind
  3. 3.
    I live in NYC and work in tech and this event is riggggght up my alley
  4. 4.
    My homies @aniko and @jeremysb will be in attendance
  5. 5.
    I am making this list in the bathroom at work
    And clearly have no shame