DRINK IDEAS I COME UP WITH AT WORK

  1. the Dell customer service
    you order a two-ingredient drink (3 if you count ice) and then it never actually arrives
  2. the AppleCare
    you drop $20 on the craft equivalent of a Long Island but it doesn't actually cover drowning out your woes
  3. the Angry Client
    tequila, Tabasco, and a whole lot of yelling
  4. the Coffee Break
    you leave the bar to get coffee and never come back