PHRASES/FUNNY QUOTES

  1. My spirit animal is champagne
  2. Peace, Love, Champagne
  3. Peace, Love, Pugs
  4. Choosy moms choose wine
  5. My blood type is Cabarnet
  6. A bottle of wine a day keeps the doctor away (look into disclaimers for legality purposes on alcohol consumption)
  7. "Some girls are made of sugar and nice, Kentucky girls are made of bourbon and ice"