People I want to tell to fuck off, but can't

I am PMSing hard and need to complain, please join me
  1. Nick the security guard
    Leave me alone you dull dull man I am not your entertainment
  2. Customers who come in at closing time and say "bet you're ready to go home" like fuck yeah I am weird how the only reason I'm still here after closing time is because of you?
  3. My neighbor Ryan. A lot of things about him really piss me off but I am forced to interact with him ALL DAY LONG at school
    Suggested by   @sarahsmith4