Valuable Memories, and What Replaced Them in My Brain

  1. Tying own shoe for first time / Sound of Rita Moreno screaming "Hey you guys!" on The Electric Company
  2. Helpful mnemonic for recalling planets in order from sun / Time I saw dead squirrel in swimming pool
  3. Locker number / Smell of locker
  4. Difference between ionic and covalent bonds / Dirty joke a guy told me about Oliver North's secretary Fawn Hall
  5. Grandfather's birthday / Fact that the Starfleet officer who oversaw the construction of the Enterprise-D at the Utopia Planetia shipyards on Mars was name Orfil Quinteros.