Book Titles Based On My Life
Someone needs to get cracking and write these books.
- •Climbing the Corporate Ladder: My 11 Year Journey to Reach the Bottom Rung
- •How to Crawl in a Bed Without Disturbing the Sleeping Cats
- •Driving in Texas, Having Children, Touching Hot Stovetops and Other Activities to Avoid at All Costs
- •Using Humor to Cope With My Mother's Untreated Bipolar Disorder: We Put the 'Fun' in Dysfunction
- •1,001 Ways to Annoy Your Pre-Teen Daughter Other Than By Simply Existing!
- •Payment Arrangements & You: Lies to Tell the Electric Company About Why You're Behind on the Bill
- •The Connoisseur's Guide to Pairing Little Debbie Snack Cakes and $5 Wines
- •Funeral Home Bingo!
- •500+ Valid Judgments About Pinterest-Craft Loving Moms to Keep to Yourself Until You Have Had Too Many Cocktails
- •Dating Etiquette for the Single Gal: Withholding Your Vast Sexual Experiences Until At Least the Fifth Date - Part 7