1. A 16 pound cat laid on my feet and then attacked when I attempted my move a foot to get the blood flowing again
  2. A 12 year old girl sang Britney Spears and danced while also giving me random trivia facts about Britney Spears
  3. A 9 pound cat shoved her ass in my face just before laying down and outstretching a paw to gently dig her claws into my cheek