Things I'm Totally Not Doing on a Friday Night.
Seriously. I'm not.
- •Sitting in the living room in just a shirt and panties
- •Having a conversation with my cat. About my other cat.
- •Eating Pringles
- •Drinking wine. Directly from the bottle.
- •Hating the dramatic idiots who live in my neighborhood
- •Reading posts on Next Door to acquire more reasons to hate the dramatic idiots who live in the neighborhood
- •Wishing my hand was smaller so it could fit inside a cylindrical container roughly the size of a can of Pringles
- •Wondering what happened to all my fucking Pringles
- •Making this list