Things I'm Totally Not Doing on a Friday Night.

Seriously. I'm not.
  1. Sitting in the living room in just a shirt and panties
  2. Having a conversation with my cat. About my other cat.
  3. Eating Pringles
  4. Drinking wine. Directly from the bottle.
  5. Hating the dramatic idiots who live in my neighborhood
  6. Reading posts on Next Door to acquire more reasons to hate the dramatic idiots who live in the neighborhood
  7. Wishing my hand was smaller so it could fit inside a cylindrical container roughly the size of a can of Pringles
  8. Wondering what happened to all my fucking Pringles
  9. Making this list