Better Than Sex:

Ive never had sex but im pretty sure its not as great as these things. Basically a lot of food
  1. Garlic bread
  2. Cookie dough ice cream
  3. Quality time with ur friends
  4. Waffles
  5. Chicken& waffles
    This shit from ihop is the best thing ever invented. I wanna meet the person who made it and thank them for their contribution to society
  6. Deep dish pizza
  7. Pibb Xtra
  8. Clueless
  9. Mozzarella sticks
  10. Any concert ever
    Except for that one magic man one that one was not fun at all
  11. Getting something cool for really cheap