A funny and terrifying conversation.

My son and daughter (twins) came running into the kitchen at 5 yrs old. We'll call them Felix and Aria (because those are their names)
  1. •
    Felix: I'm gonna stick my penis in Aria's vagina.
  2. •
    Me: 😳Uh, No. Nobodies sticking any penises in any vaginas.
  3. •
    Aria: Yeah, because that would make a baby.
  4. •
    Me: Right. No penises in vaginas.
    (Dumbfounded. Best to stick with basics)
  5. •
    Aria: So just put it in my butt!!
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