Reasons My Sandwich Was Disappointing

The daily special "#1" hot and toasty Black Forest ham on sliced sourdough with cheddar cheese, Dijon mustard, lettuce, tomato, pepperocinis
  1. The cheese wasn't melted
  2. The bread was soft, white, and lukewarm
  3. They added mayo to that mofo.
  4. Lettuce has no place on a warm sandwich.
  5. They wouldn't substitute turkey for ham without charging full price.
  6. Pepperocini to everything else ratio way off.
  7. It's already gone.