Things Overheard at My 6 Yr Old's Soccer Practice Yesterday
- •Get your shoes on and get your buns to soccer
- •There you go, there are your two balls.
- •No cuts, no buts, no coconuts
- •Everybody gather round, balls between your legs.
- •No Benji. No. No! NOOO! Ok? NO.
- •Hey guys, what's going on over here? It looks like May ham.
- •*puts jersey around neck* I'm a baker! *does a funky dance*