Things Overheard at My 6 Yr Old's Soccer Practice Yesterday

  1. Get your shoes on and get your buns to soccer
  2. There you go, there are your two balls.
  3. No cuts, no buts, no coconuts
  4. Everybody gather round, balls between your legs.
  5. No Benji. No. No! NOOO! Ok? NO.
  6. Hey guys, what's going on over here? It looks like May ham.
  7. *puts jersey around neck* I'm a baker! *does a funky dance*