Ways I Am Technologically Unevolved

Call me Amish, but there are certain old fashioned ways I want to hold onto. I once swore in college (1994) that I would never use computers, that they were the end to interpersonal communication. Well, we see how that worked out.
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    I prefer a kitchen timer to using my phone when I cook.
    Something about that bell...
  2. 2.
    I refuse to do anything other than "like" something on Facebook.
    "React"?? No thank you.
  3. 3.
    I prefer the old paper and a pencil to make a list.
    Um, sorry guys. Don't shoot! Doesn't stop me here though!
  4. 4.
    It took me a loooong time to get a cell phone, and then I refused to text for years after.
    What am I, seventy? (No, I'm not, those of you who don't know me ie everyone here)
  5. 5.
    Records > streaming > mp3s
    No substitute for the crackle, the large album cover, the liner notes, even having to flip that shit over is a superior experience. And colored vinyl?? Oh my.
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    I use my head to calculate numbers rather than a calculator, when I can.
    I'm not talking "a beautiful mind" type calculations, or those amazing school girls in India (!) just your average addition that comes up on a day to day basis.
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    When I got an electric toothbrush for Christmas once, it stayed in its package for a year before I tried it.
    I mean, what's wrong with the manual brush? As my brother says, "that's my daily exercise!" But now I swear by the electric. Feels like I just got a dental cleaning.
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    Handwriting vs. typing
    One of my favorite authors and cartoonists, Lynda Barry, has great things to say on the subject of handwriting and how important the experience of using a pen and paper is to brain function and creativity. And kids aren't learning to write or read cursive these days. This terrifies me!!
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    I still write checks.
    Maybe it's me living out my 6 yr old fantasy of being an adult, but I feel way more accomplished after cutting a check to pay bills than paying online.
  10. 10.
    Kindle is the enemy.
    Nothing like turning an actual page...
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    I am a dinosaur.