Worst Songs to Get a Massage To
I am a massage addict and former massage therapist, so I know of which I speak.
- •Green sleeves (instrumental)
- •Hotel California (all of Thailand goes nuts over the Eagles)
- •Jazzy saxophone with alley dogs howling in the song.
- •The sound of someone orgasming in the hottubs below us. Especially uncomfortable for the practitioner, who was me.
- •Anything synthesized.