23 HOURS IN NYC

I spent about 23 hours in NYC and smoked 6 joints. Here's a quick rundown.
  1. Met one of the inventors of SQL and smoked a KOOL cigarette with him after eating burgers.
  2. Signed on to be a CEO (maybe) of a startup
  3. Met a friend in Washington Square Park; moved to Central Park cause it's better.
  4. Smoked a spliff beneath a tree in the park
  5. Met my comedian friend at his place in queens, smoked two joints, shot the shit.
  6. Took an uber to Williamsburg to meet my reporter friend
  7. Ate a lot of octopus at Snacky
  8. Went back to her place, smoked another spliff, played some super smash bros on the wii.
  9. Got a headache, took a cold shower.
  10. Ordered my first uber, drove to prospect heights.
  11. Bought a fresh hoagie at 1am.
  12. Retired to my friend's place, smoked two spliffs, introduced him to Steven Universe.
  13. Slept poorly on a leather couch in a brutally hot apartment. But the shower made it alright.
  14. Got breakfast by his house- an incredible egg sandwich and latte from Lincoln Station.
  15. Made the 12pm bus back to PA.