Things you should know about Bethlehem, PA
  1. Home of PEEPS, Mike n Ike's
  2. Probably won the first World Cup America took part in.
  3. Founded before the USA
  4. Covered in a layer of ash at all times
  5. At any point in the city you can see two things: a church steeple and the megalithic blast furnaces
  6. The Rock lived there briefly
  7. Housed the liberty bell briefly
  8. Has a minor league baseball team named after the shitty part of a steel beam that has to be cut off while hot.
  9. Not a bad place.