PEOPLE CURRENTLY ON MY FLIGHT TO BOSTON
Flying PHL- Boston - LAX; boarding begins.... Now.
- •White guy w/o chin looking nervously at his computer but not really typing anything.
- •Angry looking business man with pink earphones staring into nothingness.
- •Man consuming all the Asian food he can before he boards the flight.
- •Impatient white guy #1 in a suit who has been in line to board for more than half an hour before boarding begins.
- •Impatient white guy #2 wearing a pink shirt and sweater vest with headphones probably listening to his daily affirmations but who has also been in line for more than half an hour before boarding begins.
- •Tall white guy who can't seem to stop touching his crotch, thinks he's doing it discreetly.
- •Two women a seat apart from one another, who don't seem to know each other, but nevertheless are displaying the exact same signs of anxiousness.
- •Asian woman drawing what she sees out the window.
- •A couple that would be cute if the guy ever looked upon from his phone.
- •A woman wearing some out-of-this-world tights. Jokes about space pants aside and comments about butts, these tights are like Escher decided he could design clothing.
- •Literally the cutest baby, currently fascinated by the airport and the planes taxiing below. Oh god now he's pushing his own stroller with his mother.
- •A really well dressed black guy who makes me wish I had also worn a suit to fly.
- •At least one man wearing cargo shorts.
- •A Bill Gates lookalike.