SOME OF THE WAYS I'D LIKE TO DIE

At a ripe old age
  1. Suffocated by a million puppies
  2. Taking a bullet for The President (the real president)
  3. Disintegrated by the scalding winds on Venus
  4. Defeating a yakuza boss in a duel with swords
  5. Going back in time to kill Hitler only to die of old age before I'm even born
  6. Crushed to death by a dinosaur
  7. Eating too many gummy bears
  8. Vin Diesel