TERRIBLE BREAKFAST CEREALS I HAVE MARKETED UNSUCCESSFULLY

Not a single one of these sold.
  1. Sugar-Frosted Meaties
  2. Moist Flakes
  3. Sugar Turds
  4. Mushy Loops
  5. Violent Lumps
  6. Squishy Crisps
  7. Bird Crunch
    Now with more beak