THINGS ID LIKE TO YELL AT THE OCEAN ABOUT BITCOIN
Bitcoin is infuriating. The ocean is infuriating. The oceans ignorance on the subject of Bitcoin is infuriating. I love them both.
- •Crypto currency is the Star Wars Trading Card Game of currency.
- •Crypto currency will not revolutionize our way of life, it will only make buying drugs easier.Except in San Francisco
- •Why couldn't I have come up with bitcoin.
- •If I could drown in Bitcoin, I would. Since I can't, I'll have to drown in you.
- •I love Bitcoin.
- •I love you, ocean, but I can't monetize you.
- •Bitcoin can go to Hell!
- •Why can't I forget Bitcoin?
- •Bitcoin will never possess the market share necessary to make it a viable alternative to physical currency in everyday transactions.
- •Bitcoin will always be second to Doge coin in my book.
- •Bitcoin never got a nascar ad.
- •You may be great at listening, ocean, but it is clear I still love Bitcoin.
- •For 70% of the world's surface, you know frustratingly little about Bitcoin.