THINGS THAT SHOULDNT TERRIFY ME BUT DO ANYWAY
- •Encountering a fish while swimming in the ocean
- •Tim Curry's character in Fern Gully
- •People who do that gross thing with their eyelids
- •Mini golf at night
- •Videos of people surviving avalanches
- •My most recent ex girlfriend
- •That my first novel will only be moderately famous, dooming my name to the ranks of obscurity forever haunting mankind's lost libraries and forgotten servers.