1. Encountering a fish while swimming in the ocean
  2. Tim Curry's character in Fern Gully
  3. People who do that gross thing with their eyelids
  4. Mini golf at night
  5. Videos of people surviving avalanches
  6. My most recent ex girlfriend
  7. That my first novel will only be moderately famous, dooming my name to the ranks of obscurity forever haunting mankind's lost libraries and forgotten servers.