WHAT AM I SICK WITH THIS TIME?
Oh Christ not again. Please help me determine what I am sick with.
- •Sore throat, head ache
- •Stuffy nose, coughing & sneezing
- •Lower abdominal hemorrhage, spontaneous growth of a second nose which is also stuffy
- •Thorax pain, antler rot
- •Missing fingers, superfluous toes
- •Bad breath, too many teeth
- •Songs keep getting stuck in my head, short term memory loss
- •7 dwarf syndrome (sleepy, sneezy, grumpy, happy, dopey, bashful, filled with rage)
- •Stiffness, an erection lasting more than 4 hours