1. It starts off fun!
  2. You think to your self, I can write at least one short story by the end of the month.
  3. You start off great, especially that one night at two am when you wrote and wrote and wrote.
  4. Tonight however, you realize that you were a fool for thinking you could write anything
  5. distract yourself!
  6. And cry
  7. And eat trader joes dark chocolate peanut butter cups