Allow Me to Listroduce Myself

My name is Aish. I dont know how I found this app. I was searching for a new book but here I am making a list. Dammit internet!
  1. I am a simple person. Painfully simple.
  2. I am drawn to people who are calm, chill and quiet but goddamn I do love the loud, crazy and jolly people.
  3. Due to the above point, I have a bunch of pretty eclectic friends.
  4. I am working towards my dream job, but my god, everything is so uncertain right now.
  5. There are dating gurus and there are single gurus. I am the latter, and am proud about it, thank you very much.
  6. The first ever fanfiction I ever read was Batman/Wonder Woman. Go ahead, judge me but it was very well written.
  7. I have a strong will power. If I want wifi, I will find it and use it. Location no matter.
  8. I am not ambitious and I stay away from those cray ambitious people who have a weird twinkle in their eye when they talk about ambitions.
  9. Sigh. I AM a millenial. Scientists, economists, sociologists and baby boomers are confused af about us. Fyck you all.
  10. Optimism does not come naturally to me. But I have a whole system mapped out to make myself think more positive. (A new list idea for future.)
  11. I have problems with keeping my priorities straight. Like right now, I should be sleeping so I can attend my 9 am lecture, but here I am listroducing myself. Ugh.
  12. I am very contradictory. I will figure things out and write a proper list someday, but for now enjoy this listerpiece.