Stupid Jokes I've Come Up With That Apparently Only I Think Are Funny

I still don't even know if I'm being ironic or what, but I continually laugh at these while everyone else I've told only groans at them.
  1. My new restaurant concept:
    It's a combination Italian/Mexican restaurant called "You Taco To Me?"
  2. This joke:
    Q: Where do bakers like to do it? A: In the bundt.