Over brunch this morning we were having the usual small talk. A friend of ours has just moved into her first house. A couple of mimosas later, and stories from the local jail our innocent small talk turned into my good friend @genevieburgos explaining how she could murder someone and get away with it, this was her list
  1. Burn the body, then burn down the house theory
    The flaws in this theory though, is that things don't burn as quickly as they do in the movies or in her animated imagination. As soon as any object became engulfed in flames the authorities would rush to the scene, discover a previously burned dead body, and BAM gen is caught.
  2. Sticking to the burned body theory ....
    You burn the body (although there's so many ways you'll get caught by doing this) .. You make sure the person you're murdering has a dog .. You then steal the dog .. You feed the ashes to the dog .. The dog runs around town spreading its previous owners ashes .. The perfect crime ......... Unless you're gen and you'd probably get caught before any of this even happened
  3. The painting the house theory
    You tell your potential murderee that you need help painting the house . You have your whole house covered in plastic to avoid getting paint on the floor and blood muahaha .. The perfect crime .. Unless you buy everything with your credit card and it gets traced back to you and you have no more plastic and no more body and BAM .. Gen is caught
  4. The bomb theory
    This is probably one of the best one during the brunch .. But still so many flaws in the theory. Anyways, you murder the person. You stick a home made bomb in them that has a timer of 5 days. You quickly skip town (gen suggested Nevada because no one would look for you with the Mormons) in five days time you not only build a newly found relationship with God, you got rid of a decaying corpse by blowing it up AND you got away with murder 😉👍🏼