THINGS THAT YOU CAN DO INSTEAD OF SEEING ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS

  1. stay at home and watch a GOOD movie on netlfix
  2. eat a large amount of food at a fancy restaurant
  3. talk to your family/friends
  4. pull apart your skin
  5. jump up and down
  6. scream into the dark abyss
  7. contemplate the origin of dark matter
  8. cry until your eyeballs fall out of your head
  9. go on a nice drive along the country side
  10. kiss a cute boy/girl/person!!
  11. steal the letter 'E' from the English language
  12. LITERALLY DO ANYTHING BESIDES SEEING THIS SHITTY PIECE OF TRASH THAT IS CALLED A "MOVIE"