1. We decide to call and order first.
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    So we have that customer service vibe.
  2. Pizza Hut is cool.
    We order cheese & a liter of Pepsi, (my request) standard agreements follow.
  3. But then Domino's DOESN'T EVEN PICK UP!
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    Wtf, bruh?
  4. So we try Pizza Hut's online feature, which is cool.
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    At the time, Domino's didn't offer online ordering. My friend orders another pizza for her little brother. Under special instructions she adds, "Tell me I'm pretty."
  5. We try calling Domino's at another location.
    But they say they can't help us because they're not the nearest location. BUT THEY AIN'T EVEN ANSWERING. They put us back through to absent Domino's.
  6. BOTH ORDERS ARRIVE FROM PIZZA HUT DURING THE TIME WE'RE ON HOLD.
  7. You win, Pizza Hut.
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  8. (Dude never told my friend she was pretty though.)