Things I Have Mistaken for Roadkill

Or, a list of disappointments
  1. A bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos and a mop
    From afar the red of the Nacho Cheese packaging looked like blood & the mop looked like fur
  2. A broken pinecone
    I thought it was a dead hedgehog. Idk what the red stuff inside it was
  3. Various clothing pieces
    Most dirty cloth looks like mangled fur