1. Work at a stand-up workstation
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  2. Buy glasses from mail order company, Warby Parker.
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  3. Buy fancy SUV's they can't afford.
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  4. Have a Nalgene bottle of water within arms reach at all times in case of exhausting office adventures.
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  5. Leave stinky towel hanging in locker room for months on end after working out once last January.
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