WHEN ONE PERSON DOES THIS IN MY OFFICE, 100 OTHERS WANT TO DO IT TOO.

  1. Work at a stand-up workstation
  2. Buy glasses from mail order company, Warby Parker.
  3. Buy fancy SUV's they can't afford.
  4. Have a Nalgene bottle of water within arms reach at all times in case of exhausting office adventures.
  5. Leave stinky towel hanging in locker room for months on end after working out once last January.