I don't like trampoline parks. I've never been to one but I don't like them.
  1. Lots of sweaty, weird feet
  2. You must always be on your guard
    There are likely dozens of small children hurling themselves in your direction. You can never let your guard down.
  3. It's only fun for 10 minutes
    Jumping around in a room full of trampolines is only fun for about 10 minutes. Then you get tired and bored and want to take a break and or leave.
  4. There are no other activities except jumping
  5. There are probably rules
    I don't like trampoline rules
  6. Moon bounce parks are better
    Inflatables are the far superior jumping vehicle to trampolines. Much more variety and an overall more fun jumping experience.