Things I Truly, Deeply Loathe

  1. Greasy hair
  2. Waking up at any time before 9 am
    Safari was the only exception ever to this rule
  3. Cowboy boots on people that aren't cowboys
  4. Olives
  5. When college students call their professors "teacher"/"Mr." or "Ms."
  6. Turtlenecks
  7. Being touched for more than 3 seconds
    Unless I initiate it
  8. When people leave the room and don't turn the TV off
  9. Zits
  10. Picky eaters
  11. When links don't open in new tabs
  12. When people who typically have perfect skin complain to me about having ONE zit
  13. Being shushed
  14. Getting any grade that ends with a 9 on an assignment
  15. Tights with open toed shoes