How to bing bong

When bonging when do you Bing?
  1. 1.
    Bing
  2. 2.
    Bong
  3. 3.
    Bing (but this time with more vigor)
  4. 4.
    Bong (now add some sadness)
  5. 5.
    Bing (excited)
  6. 6.
    Bong (let out a ferocious roar)
  7. 7.
    Turn into ash
    This might shock you but the absolute bong that was achieved is of so much power our human bodies cannot take the toll and thus we turn into ash.