How to start trending

This is an inspirational guide on how to feel like you've made it
  1. 1.
    You at yourself in the mirror
  2. 2.
    Pull down your pants
  3. 3.
    Smack dat ass
  4. 4.
    Feel the joy of the ass slap
  5. 5.
    Throw your phone out the window
  6. 6.
    Get famous