Things I would tell myself at 22 if I could go back

  1. It's the end of your job, not the end of your life
  2. Stop giving your heart away so easily
  3. Don't debase yourself with arseholes
  4. Don't be an arsehole
  5. Mum will be ok in a few years. Hang in there
  6. Stop smoking
  7. Be more careful with money
  8. Don't get fat. It's a bastard to shift
  9. You'll meet her in 2001. Pay more attention
  10. Get off the wheel before you snap. You'll know the signs