A SENTENCE FOR EACH OF THE LAST FIVE PEOPLE I'VE KISSED

Made you look. Inspired by @lame.
  1. 1.
    I'd be lying if I said this List trend isn't making me burst into flames of jealousy.
  2. 2.
    ListApp has punched me in the face with relationship things today, and it has hurt like the flames of hades.
  3. 3.
    Honestly, how does everyone get to kiss so many people?!
  4. 4.
    I'm doing something seriously wrong here.
  5. 5.
    Even so, I have loved reading them; this is likely due to my slight masochistic tendencies coupled with my intense romanticism of beautiful tragedies.