EXPECTATIONS FOR NETFLIX AND CHILL
FYI: This works best if the "he" in this story looks and sounds exactly like Chris Hemsworth. Esp height-wise. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- •I go over to his house, where he lives alone as I'm nowhere near ready to have a meet-the-parents situation. It helps that I'm often attracted to men who are a bit older than me.Read: anonymously admire older men from afar.
- •We sit on the couch and turn on a movie without glaringly bright lighting, because mood lighting, and without any piercingly loud noises, because mood killer.
- •Whatever people do to start making out happens, and he guides me backwards so I'm lying beneath him.Remember, never kissed a man in my life. Everything is idyllic in my head, and I like it that way.
- •At some point he takes my hand and lightly traces his fingertips over my palm.I don't know when I realized that this is such a turn on for me (especially since no one has ever done it to me except myself), but IT IS. 🔥
- •The room goes black and I realize the movie is over. I think I should probably break it off before he thinks this is going any further.
- •I gracefully slide from beneath him and head for the door, planning to be all teasing and "leave him wanting more." He follows me.
- •While I'm reaching for my purse, he grabs my shoulder, presses me against the wall and tells me he hasn't finished with me yet.
- •Sexless chilling ensues.