HEATED THOUGHTS ON THE EVER-PRESENT BENNY C'S DR. STRANGE EW COVER

I am deeply disappointed in myself.
  1. Sees this.
  2. UGH. Is NO franchise safe from this alien's all-powerful grasp?!
  3. Can't we just have ONE. SINGLE. FREAKING. FRANCHISE. without him in it?!?
  4. I mean, look at you, sir. You're no longer the man I used to love.
  5. ...the William Pitt I voted for as Prime Minister long ago...
  6. ...or the more mature Christopher Tietjens with whom I was SO smitten.
  7. That man is gone. And who has replaced him?
  8. This greasy haired sorcerer, who...
  9. Who is wearing an incredibly sexy purpley robe and red coat akin to the one I lusted over so hard in Guardians of the Galaxy.
  10. And whose facial hair is, admittedly, on point.
  11. And who has SILVER FOX STREAKS AT HIS TEMPLES PERFECTLY TAILORED TO MY BIZARRE LOVE OF OLDER MEN.
  12. Fudge. Those thrice-accursed silver streaks have done me in.
  13. Fine, Benedict.
  14. You win. Whatever.
  15. Go ahead and take over the whole cinema universe.
  16. Just make sure you remain inexplicably sexy while doing it.
  17. Oh and tell your sweet baby I send my love.