HOW TO BE ME IN 5 EASY STEPS
Inspired by @biz and everyone else.
- •Hit the snooze button 3 times and overthink what you're going to do today.
- •Get dressed, and overthink what you're going to wear.
- •Play with the toddlers, and overthink whether the parents of our toddlers think I'm a good caretaker of their child.
- •Eat, and overthink the consequences of eating.
- •Fall asleep contemplating all the mistakes you made today. Repeat.