HOW TO MAKE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU

Inspired by @kates08.
  1. Be Johnny Truant.
    I.e. honestly be a total mess but utterly adore me and surprise me and do insane things in an effort to better yourself to meet my mental standards and write me beautiful things about how you would fight your way through the universe's most terrifying labyrinth to get to me because you're *that* determined to woo me.