LR: 'NEW ZODIAC.' WHAT???

I'm not an expert on this at all, but I was too curious not to find out more...and then I received this list request! Here's what the Internet has told me:
  1. You know how we've all grown up with this one Zodiac chart, giving us hours of enjoyment as we turn to the stars to reveal our personality?
  2. A few years ago, something strange happened.
  3. A group of astronomers, aka scientists who busy themselves studying actual stars and planets, figured out a new fact related to the moon.
  4. Due to the gravitational pull of the moon on the Earth, the alignment of the stars was shifted.
  5. The equivalent of a ¡whole month!
  6. This means that when astrologers say that the sun is in Capricorn according to the old charts, it is NOT actually in Capricorn.
  7. ***HOW DOES THIS CHANGE MY ZODIAC?***
  8. Depending on when you were born, your sign may not change at all.
  9. On the other hand, your sign may now be completely different!
  10. The new corrected charts "more accurately place where the sun was on the day of your birth," which is what determines your Zodiac sign.
  11. This means that your whole life, if you've ever looked at your Zodiac's description and thought, "This is SO me!"--
  12. You've been living a lie!
  13. But wait--there's more!
  14. There's even a whole new Zodiac sign: Ophiuchus, the snake holder.
  15. Ophiuchus goes all the way back to the Ancient Babylonians, who originally had 13 constellations, but decided they only wanted 12.
  16. Their solution? Just throw out Ophiuchus. It's not important, right?
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  17. The Minnesota Planetarium Society, the scientists who made the find, insist that the real signs of the Zodiac should fall here. (Get ready for your world to change forever.)