MILLENNIAL DISAPPOINTMENT

A true story.
  1. When you're at work
  2. And your text alert goes off
  3. But you can't check it because
  4. You're WORKING
  5. So you wait...and wait...and wait...
  6. While the anticipation of wondering who could be thinking about you escalates
  7. Until—FINALLY—you've done it!
  8. You've made it to your break!
  9. You fumble to pull your phone out, all fingers and thumbs in your excitement.....