STAGES OF EMOTION WHEN YOUR MOM REALIZES SHE'S BEEN DRIVING THE WRONG WAY FOR 90 MINUTES

Turning a 4-hour road trip into a 6-hour one.
  1. 1:43pm—Oh shoot dang, that's unfortunate, why didn't you check Siri before you let it lead us all the way—oh well!💁🏼
  2. 1:44pm—At least this gives me time to catch up on all the sleep I've missed the last two nights.😴
  3. 3:17pm—Of course I can't fall asleep now that I have the perfect opportunity and really need to. Obviously.😑
  4. 4:30pm—Oh my goodness we should be home in 30 minutes but we still have TWO HOURS LEFT.😫
  5. 5:17pm—WHY ARE YOU STOPPING FOR FOOD I JUST WANT TO BE HOME. MURDER ME, HARRY.💀
  6. 5:24pm—It occurs to me that, were this a normal day, I could be driving. If I'd been even remotely prepared for it. But last night I didn't sleep well AT ALL and today my eyes feel like they've been...I don't know what. Something that makes them hurt. A great deal. Curses.👀🗡
  7. 5:55pm—My head hurts I should probably eat something but NO WAY am I saying anything about getting food I will go down with this ship.🤕