SYMPATHY FOR MY PARENTS

  1. They just wanted to take me to Disney World for spring break.
  2. But today when it was time to go I completely broke down.
  3. All I could think of was how they would be endlessly taking pictures of me and how huge and stretch marked and acne ridden and generally repugnant I would be in all of them.
  4. I can take a good selfie 1/39 times, but other people's photos of me are unfailingly hideous.
  5. I don't want to go to the Beast's Castle until I'm beautiful enough to see it.
  6. Also when I'm not such an utter failure in every single facet of my life.
  7. So......we're staying home for break.
  8. And I feel like poop for disappointing them. Yet again.