SYMPATHY FOR MY PARENTS
- •They just wanted to take me to Disney World for spring break.
- •But today when it was time to go I completely broke down.
- •All I could think of was how they would be endlessly taking pictures of me and how huge and stretch marked and acne ridden and generally repugnant I would be in all of them.
- •I can take a good selfie 1/39 times, but other people's photos of me are unfailingly hideous.
- •I don't want to go to the Beast's Castle until I'm beautiful enough to see it.
- •Also when I'm not such an utter failure in every single facet of my life.
- •So......we're staying home for break.
- •And I feel like poop for disappointing them. Yet again.