Inspired by @ListPrompts.
  1. Perform a one-woman show of your favorite Disney movie. (Anastasia, Thumbelina, and The Swan Princess also available.)
    You'll be laughing in no time.
  2. Read aloud to you from your favorite storybook or novel.
    I'll be the grandpa in The Princess Bride, without that sexy rasp.
  3. Play with your hair.
    Am I the only person who loves that?
  4. Create a scavenger hunt for you in and around Target.
    It will end with a Target gift card.
  5. Take you to the Carter Fold for a trip back in time complete with hilarious dancing.
    We'll even stop by the Hob Knob for a milkshake if you want.
  6. Take you to see the wolf puppies at Bays Mountain.
    Just try not to grin when you see those little scoundrels!
  7. Drive you up to my favorite street around: state line highway in downtown Bristol. At night we can walk down two states at once and play chicken beneath the "A Good Place To Live" sign.
    It's such a quaint little spot with a huge glowing sign that shines a golden haze on the road below.