THINGS IN WHICH I HAVE ZERO SKILL

  1. Drinking coffee.
    No, thank you. I do not care how much syrup and whipped cream you add, it still tastes like coffee. Pass, please.
  2. Neat handwriting.
    Mine is atrocious. Which is unfortunate for the many people to whom I send letters.
  3. Conversing with males above the age of ten.
    .............
  4. The sports in which everyone expects "tall girls" to excel.
    Aka basketball and volleyball.
  5. Hot weather.
    I have a doctor's note.
  6. Staying awake in the daytime.
    Perpetual yawner.
  7. Falling asleep in the night.
    *sigh*
  8. Self-worth.