WHY I'M ACTUALLY NATALIE FROM LOVE ACTUALLY
- •She works in a job where she performs menial tasks for others because they're too disorganized to do it themselves.The Prime Minister in this movie is remarkably similar to the kids at my school.
- •She still lives with her parents.A blessing and a curse.
- •She has a "sizable ass" and "huge thighs" that are "the size of big tree trunks."Her father calls her PLUMPY. Penishead.
- •She falls for an Important Man without knowing anything about him except that he's attractive and he's important.Level of importance may vary.
- •When she meets said Important Man she wordvomits all over him in the most mortifying way.People who DON'T do this are one of life's greatest mysteries to me.
- •When she embarrasses herself and hurts Important Man, the only way for her to break the ice is by writing him a note.Literally the only format in which I am able to begin any apology since learning to write.
- •She completely disregards her family's "big pageant" thing as being of no significance compared to Important Man."No, really, IT DOESN'T MATTER."
- •When she finally gets with Important Man, her obsessive personality doesn't care a fig what anyone else thinks about her, their relationship, or anything else, really.Unhealthy? Absolutely. But exactly what I would do. No doubt.
- •Seriously the only differences between us are 1. She has an English accent and 2. Her mouth is a predecessor to Jennifer Lawrence's.