Best toilets in my house

A guide to the toilets in my house
  1. 1.
    Guest bathroom
    Upstairs, in a quiet corner. By far, the most distance between you using the toilet and anyone else in the house who isn't in the bathroom with you. Fan is about medium strength with a random, high-pitched squeal that drowns out extra sound.
  2. 2.
    Bathroom next to the kitchen
    This one is complicated. Easily the most powerful bathroom fan in the house. Only steps from the kitchen. Easy to slip into without being noticed. Hardwood floors. Echo-y. People like to gather in the kitchen. Only steps from the kitchen.
  3. 3.
    Master bedroom bathroom
    Good distance from other people in the house. The fan is broken. I repeat, the fan is broken. There is no sound or smell buffer.